Educated Gangstas

I'm at work Wednesday. I'm shelving DS games. A young man walks up beside me. He's talking on his phone.

"No, I'm not retarded. That's the worst metaphor I've ever heard. You said 'like.' If you use the word 'like,' it's a simile, motherf#ck@h!"

I laughed out loud. I apologized for interrupting his phone call, but I couldn't help it. It's still making me giggle.